A hazard to myself

[terribleturnip]

Do you want to know why I wear almost exclusively black to work?

(Other than what a freaking relief it is to spend so little time thinking about shoes. I'll take them in...black. And those in...black. Those hose in...black. Tights in...black. I have four outfits that are brown and no matter what I do, the shoes I have are always the wrong kind of brown, and the tights are yet another shade of brown and I burn so many brain cells just trying to coordinate it all, that I never wear them.)

Because sometimes I'm concentrating so hard on a spreadsheet or document that I pick up my blueberry pomegranate drink and forget that it's not the blueberry pomegranate Honest Tea, but the blueberry pomegranate Mash, which is carbonated.

And I shake it. And I open it.

Immediately.

Blueberry Pomegranate.

Which will stain the hell out of anything but...black.

Damp, but unstained.

Okay, and thirsty. Why I gotta shake so HARD?

Comments

[sequinedlovenun.livejournal.com]

at least you'll smell good all day. Do that with Kombucha and you'll just smell funky. I have been know to bring the funk. More than once. Because I don't learn.

[russell-moore.livejournal.com]

so what this means is you are now wearing pomegranate cologne ... mmmmmmmmmmmm ... tasty

[fountaingirl.livejournal.com]

I found a pair of shoes that are a dark chocolate brown - and black. I bought those bad boys. I have one pair of brown pants that are perfect, and now I have shoes that match them - and everything else I own.

[pyllgrum.livejournal.com]

Why I gotta shake so HARD?


That's my line!!!

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

FOR THE WIN!