Paris Hilton pregnant by Aliens

[terribleturnip]

But really, if you've got the intelligence and technology to fly a ship through space to another planet...are you dumb enough to put your wiener (or what passes for one in your species) in Paris Hilton.

On the other hand, now that you're here, I hear that Metrobus has an opening for a bus driver that you might be perfect for....*

*you'll think that's funnier once you've read the next post

Comments

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

I got that spam too. And really—remember, Paris Hilton's energy plan is better than ... eh, never mind.

Well...

[skivee.livejournal.com]

ThatthereregretableliarDiego's insightful comment has promted me to consider some of the other great questions inherant in the mysteries of life:

What size batteries does Paris' energy plan use? I'll guess "C" size alkalines.

Why don't aliens use comdoms?

Is a Metrobus the best tool for remodeling an apartment?

Has Paris Hilton ever ridden on a Metrobus?


And the most important unanswered question:
Has TerribleTurnip ever cooked with Spam (tm)?

[barbmg.livejournal.com]

My gmail account is suddenly chock full of Paris Hilton spam, my favorite being: "Paris Hilton loses vagina, blames Dr. Phil."

[barbmg.livejournal.com]

Today my spam filter caught the rebuttal: "Aliens Deny Impregnating Paris Hilton: View film clip."