Paris Hilton pregnant by Aliens

[terribleturnip]

But really, if you've got the intelligence and technology to fly a ship through space to another planet...are you dumb enough to put your wiener (or what passes for one in your species) in Paris Hilton.

On the other hand, now that you're here, I hear that Metrobus has an opening for a bus driver that you might be perfect for....*

*you'll think that's funnier once you've read the next post