Because I will miss NO opportunity to embarrass myself...

[terribleturnip]

I could not resist coming out of the ladies room last night at the Royal Mile Shanty sing with the back of my dress all tucked up inside the back of my tights.

Oh, yeah!

Luckily, I only made it past the entire bar and three tables before a friend noticed, grabbed me and tried to fix it. Of course, my ass by then had a death grip on the back of the skirt, so it was not a subtle fix.

And it's only better because of course, I am in severe laundry deficit and was literally down to my last clean pair of underwear: pink old lady full briefs.

I am going home tonight and throwing out all pairs of underwear that I would be embarrassed to be caught wearing the NEXT time I come out of the ladies room with my skirt all tucked up into my tights.

Sigh.

Comments

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

Heh. You said, "grip."

[sestree.livejournal.com]

Hey - skip the unders and the tights and you got it made :) Easy Breezy !

I'm such an enabler ..........

[ex-seventhm.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain. I did that at a bar a few years ago. I'll go ahead and add that to my list of "smooth things seventhmagpie does when she's trying to date."

[ex-seventhm.livejournal.com]

PS - The good news was that I had on my going-to-meetin' cute underpants. Maybe they thought I did it on purpose!

[kudrasslipper.livejournal.com]

I KNEW I should have gone to the RM last night!!! DAMMIT. Can I get a rain check on that booty shot? Please? xxx

[fountaingirl.livejournal.com]

Oh honey god. That is very funny but still it makes me want to send chocolate and Victoria's Secret giftcards!

[madam-macaw.livejournal.com]

Hey - at least you were wearing underwear!

A co-worker had a skirt on, sans panties and a gust of wind kicked it up around her shoulders. Yes, right behind her were a few guys from our office. She hid under her desk the rest of the day.

[pyllgrum.livejournal.com]

I have one word for you. TANGA.

I don't think skirt tucking is possible.

[skivee.livejournal.com]

THAT'S what I love about you! It's the CLASS!

[regineaubergine.livejournal.com]

Well, at least Vince didn't get a picture of THAT and post it on his photo blaaargh of shanty sing from last night! Now that would have been embarrassing

http://www.wincingdevil.com/RMP080506/

[ferlonda.livejournal.com]

I love you AND your pink old lady full briefs! You give such joy and laughter to the world...

[stonethrow.livejournal.com]

I am going home tonight and throwing out all pairs of underwear that I would be embarrassed to be caught wearing the NEXT time I come out of the ladies room with my skirt all tucked up into my tights.

WOO HOO - SCORE! Turnip is throwing out all her underwear!.

Talk about Cap'n Crunch time!