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I could not resist coming out of the ladies room last night at the Royal Mile Shanty sing with the back of my dress all tucked up inside the back of my tights.

Oh, yeah!

Luckily, I only made it past the entire bar and three tables before a friend noticed, grabbed me and tried to fix it. Of course, my ass by then had a death grip on the back of the skirt, so it was not a subtle fix.

And it's only better because of course, I am in severe laundry deficit and was literally down to my last clean pair of underwear: pink old lady full briefs.

I am going home tonight and throwing out all pairs of underwear that I would be embarrassed to be caught wearing the NEXT time I come out of the ladies room with my skirt all tucked up into my tights.

Sigh.
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