Yet another renewable energy source...

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I could power nations with the energy I generate looking for stuff. And with relatively few emissions. Assuming I haven't been eating onion rings.

Honestly. Next house, there will be a small room. It's going to be labeled "A Safe Place." And that's where all this stuff is going to go. In "A safe place". So that when I need to find it again...I can narrow the search to one freaking room.

What's the point, I ask you, of being forward-thinking enough to do your Christmas shopping throughout the year if you are going to misplace the damn gifts before Christmas.

I suppose "A safe place" won't help, though -- since I have a shelf dedicated to "gifts not given yet" and well, that's where I looked first.

Sigh. I just have to look at it as being prepared for birthdays the rest of the year. And grit my teeth at being out gift shopping DAYS before the holiday, because those whoreson gifts refuse to show their faces until it's too late....ahem. Zen, zen, zen....

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I have "A Safe Place". IT is the same place my digital camera, box of AAA batteries and my passport are at the moment...grrrrr