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I'm parked next to a white Escalade, except it's not just white, it's sort of pearlized.

So, do you suppose he/she walked into the car dealership and said, "Weeelll, I like the Mint Green and that Bronze color is fabulous, but you know what I really want? Do you have an Escalade in Semen color?"

Date: 2007-09-17 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyllgrum.livejournal.com
Soda exiting nose as requested.

Date: 2007-09-17 06:14 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-09-17 05:33 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] thatliardiego.livejournal.com
It didn't come in anything else.

Date: 2007-09-17 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sestree.livejournal.com
It didn't come in anything else.

Not that didn't make my butt look big .....

Date: 2007-09-17 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrateatlarge.livejournal.com
I bet the inside had that fresh "bleach-with-scrambled-eggs" smell to it.

(ask Angi, it's her fault)

Date: 2007-09-18 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terribleturnip.livejournal.com
That's got to be HER palate...because we all know I won't eat eggs for ANYTHING; I can't even really be in the room while someone's cooking them, yet clearly I have a fondness...

...wait. I've said too much.

Date: 2007-09-17 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3fingeredsalute.livejournal.com
Did you wait to see who came back to claim said vehicle? I would wager it was probably being captained by a big dick compensating for a tiny one. (Now THAT'S spunky!)

Date: 2007-09-18 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyratelady.livejournal.com
"Pearl Necklace" has more of a designer zing to it.

Okay, no it doesn't.

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