In case you're feeling bad about how your day is going...

[terribleturnip]

Frustrated that your day has not been as productive as it could be?

As part of my campaign to make everyone else happier about their own situation, I give you:

I'm so far behind on laundry (owing to broken machine and general sloth) that I went to get dressed this morning and realized that the underwear drawer is empty. Empty. Well, except for a thong...but really, I'm such a WASP, there's no WAY I can bring myself to wear a thong to go out and run errands, post office, grocery store, car emissions testing...no, can't.

So I start a socksnunderwear load and start in on all of the other stuff I need to get done today -- working on menus for diabetic clients, for starters. Glance at the clock -- okay, it's time to head out. Only to find that while I LOADED said socksnunderwear in the dryer, I failed to TURN IT ON.

So, I've been sitting here withnopantson for an hour, waiting for the dryer so that I can get on with my day.

There. See, don't you feel better about your day already? YOU managed to get out of the house.

(This is not an invitation for you to share the state of your underwearness or lack thereof. It's MY journal, thank you very much.)

Comments

[sestree.livejournal.com]

"So, I've been sitting here withnopantson for an hour ...."

Nice - they're probably doing CPR on pyllgrum as I type this.

bwahahahahahahahahaha

((I'm thinkin if a thong didn't work you could've borrowed The Cap'ns?))

[pyllgrum.livejournal.com]

You need a better dryer. If you were walking around "withnopantson" any good appliance would naturally be turned on.

[pyrateatlarge.livejournal.com]

All that is lovely, but did you remember to put make up on? Good mother-advice. . . I'm just sayin'. . .

[pyratelady.livejournal.com]

Is that you, Paris Hilton? You're not fooling anybody. Let M have her LJ back.