Aaaaand, it's not just me...
Sep. 28th, 2011 04:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
terribleturnipDo you suppose in nearly 20 years together, I rubbed off on him?
Here's an e-mail my Ex had to send to a business associate:
My apologies for not making the conference call last night.
Right after dinner last night, my dog Chip managed to trap a deer in the back yard. The deer panicked and fell in my pool. Chip jumped in and climbed all over the deer, which floundered about and then drowned. By the time I got there, I had a happy dog swimming around and a dead deer on the bottom of my pool.
Needless to say, in the ensuing excitement of dragging the deer out of my pool, I forgot about the conference call.
Here's an e-mail my Ex had to send to a business associate:
My apologies for not making the conference call last night.
Right after dinner last night, my dog Chip managed to trap a deer in the back yard. The deer panicked and fell in my pool. Chip jumped in and climbed all over the deer, which floundered about and then drowned. By the time I got there, I had a happy dog swimming around and a dead deer on the bottom of my pool.
Needless to say, in the ensuing excitement of dragging the deer out of my pool, I forgot about the conference call.
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