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Best movie description EVER: When his mother, Concha, catches his father, Orgo, philandering with a tatooted woman, she pours acid on him, after which he chops off her arms and kills himself. Now, she exists as a vengeful circus performer.

It's Santa Sangre, a Mexican film. Generally speaking, I don't watch 3 star foreign films, since if I'm going to watch a potential stinker, I need it to not be subtitled, so that I can at least be doing some other task at the same time so that when it goes horribly awry...which foreign horror films often do...at least I don't feel as if I've completely wasted two hours of my life. If it's subtitled I generally have to watch the screen the whole time and even if it's foreign and dubbed, I'll probably wind up at the 90 minute mark thinking what the hell is going on here and where did that midget come from? But, still, just to find out what a tatooted woman is...

Dear people at Costco on the Sunday before a major holiday: Seriously, after church, you need to drop your family off at home or the park, or McDonalds, or something. It is too damn crowded for you, your spouse, the three kids, and all four grandparents to be milling around. This may be cheaper than bringing them to King's Dominion, but I am going to run one of them right the hell over with my shopping cart filled with warehouse quantities. If you MUST, at least keep them single file. This is hard ENOUGH.