Because I will miss NO opportunity to embarrass myself...

I could not resist coming out of the ladies room last night at the Royal Mile Shanty sing with the back of my dress all tucked up inside the back of my tights.

Oh, yeah!

Luckily, I only made it past the entire bar and three tables before a friend noticed, grabbed me and tried to fix it. Of course, my ass by then had a death grip on the back of the skirt, so it was not a subtle fix.

And it's only better because of course, I am in severe laundry deficit and was literally down to my last clean pair of underwear: pink old lady full briefs.

I am going home tonight and throwing out all pairs of underwear that I would be embarrassed to be caught wearing the NEXT time I come out of the ladies room with my skirt all tucked up into my tights.

Sigh.

Am I working from an outdated text again?

I passed a bumper sticker today that said: God is Pro-Life

Ummmm, okay, I know my Bible is old...but I am wondering what version THIS person is reading?

Unless the printing on the "unless you make him really angry" part was just too small for me to see? Oh, and the "unless he's got a really good reason" clause. And the "oh, I was just pulling Abraham's leg" part and...

but I'll stop before I get on the "how dare you presume to understand your deity's political stance" soapbox....