If Romance isn't dead, it sure is bruised
Mar. 1st, 2007 08:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
terribleturnipWhile I'm waiting for my client's labels to print out...
Over Valentine's Day, I was assaulted by the usual ads for jewelry, etc. But also Laser Hair Removal. Sure, you're thinking, well isn't that a nice gift for my significant other, to get that signficant growth of gorilla hair zapped from whatever inappropriate place it's growing out of.
But no.
Their pitch was that for Valentine's Day, you buy a gift certificate for your Loved One.
What? How romantic is that? Happy Valentine's Day Sweetheart, now go get that Back Hair removed, wouldja? Go lay on a table and be lasered repeatedly until that personal jungle is razed permanently.
Oooh, it makes me tingle. And not in a good way.
If this is your idea of a romantic gift...
I got news. Your sense of romance is so dead that even Grissom couldn't get a liver temp on it.
Over Valentine's Day, I was assaulted by the usual ads for jewelry, etc. But also Laser Hair Removal. Sure, you're thinking, well isn't that a nice gift for my significant other, to get that signficant growth of gorilla hair zapped from whatever inappropriate place it's growing out of.
But no.
Their pitch was that for Valentine's Day, you buy a gift certificate for your Loved One.
What? How romantic is that? Happy Valentine's Day Sweetheart, now go get that Back Hair removed, wouldja? Go lay on a table and be lasered repeatedly until that personal jungle is razed permanently.
Oooh, it makes me tingle. And not in a good way.
If this is your idea of a romantic gift...
I got news. Your sense of romance is so dead that even Grissom couldn't get a liver temp on it.
