terribleturnip: (percy)
terribleturnip ([personal profile] terribleturnip) wrote2009-01-27 02:04 pm

Mango

Helpless in the face of mango. Helpless. Assuming that someone else has peeled and cut it for me, I will eat it until it's gone. I will eat it until my stomach is raw and upset, my mouth is full of canker sores, until the only way to get more is to haul my fat butt out to the store to get more.

Only the fact that it's usually fairly expensive keeps me from becoming an orange version of Violet Beauregarde.

Damn you, Trader Joe's.

[identity profile] lowlandscot.livejournal.com 2009-01-27 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Cook's Illustrated gave very high marks to the Oxo Mango Splitter/Peeler. But I probably shouldn't have told you that, huh.