Mango

[terribleturnip]

Helpless in the face of mango. Helpless. Assuming that someone else has peeled and cut it for me, I will eat it until it's gone. I will eat it until my stomach is raw and upset, my mouth is full of canker sores, until the only way to get more is to haul my fat butt out to the store to get more.

Only the fact that it's usually fairly expensive keeps me from becoming an orange version of Violet Beauregarde.

Damn you, Trader Joe's.

Comments

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

Thank you. You just helped me come up with another one of those stupid "Random Facts About Me" that I'm doing for Facebook.

As part of my thanks, I will not tag you.

[terribleturnip.livejournal.com]

S'okay, I've ignored a bunch of tags...but am leaning toward doing it anyway. But thank you for being so damn thoughtful...

[silvrwillow.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I hear ya. I'm right there paddling the boat with you. Pineapple - yep. Just the same. I think I could live very well on a tropical island... which is sounding darn good right about now, with all this snow & insane drivers.

[chellebelle74.livejournal.com]

It's like we're twins sometimes. I am also helpless in the siren song of peeled and cut mango.

[sestree.livejournal.com]

Mangos are like marshmallows to me - something about them I just actively dislike.

Strange huh?

Fruit Zombie Sez:

[skivee.livejournal.com]

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeach,drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[lowlandscot.livejournal.com]

Cook's Illustrated gave very high marks to the Oxo Mango Splitter/Peeler. But I probably shouldn't have told you that, huh.