Recall Notice

[terribleturnip]

"Tristar is recalling bottles of their Blue Cat Flavor Drink due to possible melamine contamination."

Go ahead, try to go back to work without contemplating just what a blue cat would taste like.

I didn't even need to go there, since melamine contamination means milk product and gah, the only thing worse than blue cat would be blue cat with milk...which sounds like it should be a painting hanging in a gallery somewhere...like surely, the Blue Dog artist has finally moved on and got a cat...but the only thing grosser than a cat flavored milk drink would be if you put an egg in it...

Ah, the ADD is strong in this one today. That and a vist from the Snot Fairy probably do not signify a hugely productive workday...

Comments

[giantsloth.livejournal.com]

Snot Fairy visiting you too? That Snot Fairy really gets around. It's a Snotsplosion here in the cubicle.

[lowlandscot.livejournal.com]

Wasn't melamine the problem in the contaminated pet food last year? So the drink might be blue cat-and-cat-food flavored, not blue cat-and-milk flavored. Now aren't you sorry it's been recalled and you can't get your hands on any.

[skivee.livejournal.com]

Maybe they just recycled some of the recalled dog food into the Blue Cat drink. Or maybe there is just so much melemine floating around in China that it's not possible to keep it out of stuff. Damned Commies.