Still stuck for Christmas gifts?

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For a very...different gift, proceed forthwith to www.pushindaisies.com where yes, my friends, you can knock those last few people off your Christmas list -- because NOTHING says love like mortuary-themed gifts.

And if Jesus had known that instead of frankincense and myrrh, he could've gotten chocolate brains with cherry centers...well, there would've been some wiseman ass-kicking, that's all I've got to say.