No, I don't believe that. Colds are cause by viruses, not retribution. But the Lutheran runs deep.
I haven't been this sick in I don't know how long. I have spent the better part of three days in bed. (Alone, assuming you're not counting cats and boxes of tissue.) A whole weekend. My own time. Not sleeping, really, since for two days I couldn't manage more than an hour without waking up, choking, gasping, and drowning in my own bodily fluids.
(Oh, I'm sorry, am I grossing you out? Hang on, there may be some sympathy left underneath this heap of wadded tissues...nope, my bad, I used it all up on ME.)
( I'll try and restrain myself, but no promises. )
I haven't been this sick in I don't know how long. I have spent the better part of three days in bed. (Alone, assuming you're not counting cats and boxes of tissue.) A whole weekend. My own time. Not sleeping, really, since for two days I couldn't manage more than an hour without waking up, choking, gasping, and drowning in my own bodily fluids.
(Oh, I'm sorry, am I grossing you out? Hang on, there may be some sympathy left underneath this heap of wadded tissues...nope, my bad, I used it all up on ME.)
( I'll try and restrain myself, but no promises. )