Because yes, I will go there.

Actually, I own a vacation home there.

"There" being the place where horrible, horrible things are said.

And in retrospect, this doesn't really sound all that funny -- but I do take pride in being able to top the horrible and double people over in laughter. Even if they are over-tired and a bit over-served.

( Behind the cut, for general offensiveness. You have been warned, so don't go blaming me if you think this is just gross. You're the idiot who clicked. )