It's almost not funny...

Those of you who know me well -- have seen me in action, as it were -- will not be surprised.

Okay, you know that metal frame in a bathroom stall that holds the toilet seat covers? And sometimes they make them to hold the toilet paper as well, which means they're right there on the side of the stall? So that when you bend over to pull up your pantyhose, you crack your forehead on the edge of it that you split your eyebrow open?

( Did I lose you at that last one? )