Show me some leg!

So, I'll admit it, I don't really watch the Olympics. It's what I turn to when...there's nothing else on, which is likely this time of year, especially if you have poor-person's cable and when you've run through all of your Netflix short episodes or can't commit the time to a movie, which again, given the time of year and the low-grade cable I have, is highly likely.

( Some of it is just bitterness. )