So, who do I have to **** to get a little rain here?

My apologies for the imaginary bad language...but REALLY, I am so BORED by having to think about this all of the time. A friend came into the house and said "ooh, air conditioning! I just can't bring myself to run the air conditioning in October" and my self-editor is so dehydrated and fried that I said..."That's just dumb. May I suggest that a thermometer is a better indicator of when the AC should be used than a calendar? We're not talking white shoes here..."

( I never want to repeat this past weekend again )