You might be too old if....

You worry -- you don't want to be one of those lame over the hill adults, desperately trying to stay with the current fad or fashion, that we has such contempt for when we were young. Although for me, I've accepted the fact that I was never cool when I was young, so the possibility of it happening now...well, it'd purely be by accident.

Still...am I too old to be wearing a thong if I discover halfway through the day that I had the thing on sideways?

No wonder it was so uncomfortable....