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terribleturnip) wrote2009-05-22 08:32 am
terribleturnip) wrote2009-05-22 08:32 am
Uh, no.
Aerosol Chocolate. http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/05/le-whif-chocolate-you-breathe.html
So, instead of eating it, we get a whiffy mouthful...hey, almost no calories!
For starters, I'm pretty sure this would just set me right off on a hunt for serious chocolate. Good heavens, last night, rooting around in the pantry, out of the corner of my eye I spotted the Guittard's chocolate chip bag and I had to give myself a stern talking to in order to keep myself out of it. That was just VISUAL stimulation.
Besides, aroma, schmaroma, I want that mouthfeel. The taste, the feel of it. I want to swallow it, not have some vaguely virtual experience.
(Those of you with dirty minds may now retire to your bunks.)
So, instead of eating it, we get a whiffy mouthful...hey, almost no calories!
For starters, I'm pretty sure this would just set me right off on a hunt for serious chocolate. Good heavens, last night, rooting around in the pantry, out of the corner of my eye I spotted the Guittard's chocolate chip bag and I had to give myself a stern talking to in order to keep myself out of it. That was just VISUAL stimulation.
Besides, aroma, schmaroma, I want that mouthfeel. The taste, the feel of it. I want to swallow it, not have some vaguely virtual experience.
(Those of you with dirty minds may now retire to your bunks.)
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...and that's why the Cap'n is one happy dude.
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-Matilda W.
I am SO not going to just smell chocolate, I'm going to EAT IT, and with a clear conscience. Not crap chocolate, either, really good, dark stuff.
Now I'm going to my bunk. Those of you who would like to join me are welcome to do so, but bring your own chocolate.